New CX rules from USA Cycling, I may never race CX again

USA Cycling, who rank in the top three of organizations I hate to give money to, is doing all that they can to ruin my cyclocross experience. While I applaud the fact that the new changes for 2010 involved a stars and bars jersey given to the winner of the SS Marathon Nationals, the new cyclocross rules mean that I may never be able to race a cyclocross race again. See new rules below.

Just how will I quench my thirst/be able to make up an excuse for my DFL? What's next, no more ass crack primes? Times they are a changing.