Old Cannondale tucked into a corner next to the ping pong table and surrounded by deck furniture.
My old MTB shoes I bought back in high school, they still fit
The view from the bike, a post, fake flowers, treadmill, board games, and other random crap shoved into a closet.
When was the last time you saw grip shifters on drop bars?
Keeping the bike secure, McGeyver style
My motivation, 21 year old Scotch